いらっしゃいませ = Hi There! Here Comes Someone with Good Taste in Websites!
I’m really excited to hear from you (unless you are leaving hate mail or spam… then I’m not really looking forward to hearing from you at all). Please feel free to get in touch via the form below, I will get back to you
as soon as possible within a week, since I take awhile to work up the nerve to socialize, even by email.
-Bubble Gum Monkey Staff